1. 12717
    30
    May

    (via valesmf)

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    30
    May
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    30
    May

    firefurrets:

    whats that smell

    you mean your salami leg

    his salami leg 

    their salami leg

    or carl’s shoes

    (via valesmf)

  4. 18865
    30
    May
    ireallylikegaryoldman: You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

    ireallylikegaryoldman:

    You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

    (via tangledlives)

  5. 1051
    30
    May
    valesmf: nathanisweird: MX Newspaper. I found it on a train. I died. He’s definitely not Finnick.He’s actually replaced Jennifer and is now playing Katniss.

    valesmf:

    nathanisweird:

    MX Newspaper. I found it on a train.
    I died.

    He’s definitely not Finnick.
    He’s actually replaced Jennifer and is now playing Katniss.

  6. 24875
    24
    May

    Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

    artninja-mcrockviking:

    Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

    And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

    Goofy……has had sex.
    Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

    Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
    Imagine what it sounded like.

    These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

    (via never-ever-ever-give-up)

  7. 42996
    24
    May

    I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch.

  8. 6864
    24
    May
    artilleur: scott disick is my favorite person

    artilleur:

    scott disick is my favorite person

    (via falseliesdeceit)

  9. 24901
    24
    May

    When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

    murderousreprisal:

    shirosaki15:

    threeteabags:

    welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

    imgayitsok:

    God bless drag queens.

    Oh my god. See guys, don’t be hatin’ on the drag. Omg laughing but only because OP ended up ok XD

    This is why I love drag queens.

    love

    (Source: b-random, via bancusruptus)

  10. 35488
    24
    May

    The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

    (Source: olvidare, via tangledlives)

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